i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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