he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
this is an emotional support booty call
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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