apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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