shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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