Why does Corona taste like a burp?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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