Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
home. puking in laundry basket.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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