I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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