HIV tests are more positive than that guy
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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