Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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