Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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