Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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