I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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