apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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