some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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