I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She's JV to your varsity
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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