But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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