I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
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I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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