I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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