So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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