I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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