butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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