hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am spending my child support on dildos
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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