I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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