Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
