I wanna bring you to show and tell
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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