worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I think I won the penis lottery.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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