I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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