This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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