If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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