I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So squirting runs in the family.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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