are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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