you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
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we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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