Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?