Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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