Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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