its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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