Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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