If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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