Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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