It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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