she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He? As in you personified your dick?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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