dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize