I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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