Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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