When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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