do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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