I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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