Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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