Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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