We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The maid of honor just puked.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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