Midget sex pt 2 tonight
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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