After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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