that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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