I feel like I'm in dance class right now
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
The adults are the big ones right?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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