I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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