i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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