He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
