She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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