UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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