No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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